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The Returd Highway - from Retirement to Oblivion (possibly via incontinence and dribbling or both). We walked 1000 km of it last year on the Bibbulmun Track, but to discover more of the true Oz, we needed wheels (four) and a bed. We just got them. We plan to just take off and make for significant points - how we get there is a matter for chance and circumstance. So hold on to your hats and anything else that might blow off, we'll keep you posted on our voyage of discovery.

Monday, 22 April 2013

A Town Exactly Like Alice


For a town that boasts that the local Todd River rarely flows and is just a band of sand meandering through the middle of the city, there sure is a lot of drainage infrastructure hanging off it – culverts, drains, signage, flood markers...but in our time there – nuthin’ but the sand and the steady stream of locals using it as a shortcut into town. Still, there were lots to see in Alice Springs. It’s a very interesting place overall and we would rank the old Overland Telegraph Station as one of the highlights; Alice Springs’ original raison d’etre and restored exceedingly well, right down to the old Stevenson screen and anemometer mast where the weather readings were taken and transmitted to “Weather Central” – via Morse of course. We were very lucky in the fact that a bunch of old Morse Codians had gathered there that week to demonstrate one of the world’s fastest dying arts to tourists who get jittery when they have no signal on their mobile phones. It’s very impressive to watch these old guys operate and the gents are wonderfully skilled but who’s going to take up where these guys are leaving off? They just shake their heads when asked, but with an “I’m not dead yet” look in their eyes.
Taking the readings at the Overland Telegraph Office...dot dot dash dash....
                                  Maurs kissing a Blue Tongue Lizard (he won't phone ya...)
 
My sister-in-law Margaret is terrified of snakes and lizards so naturally she had an urge to visit the Reptile Park (seriously). She really wanted to look at the reptiles, I guess at close range but sealed up, and they had some fine specimens there from small desert Geckoes to Terry the Crocodile (around 3 metres long and growing). The owner also gave a talk about handling reptiles in the wild (in summary, “Don’t!”) and then provided a few tame specimens for visitors to handle, to get a feel for them. He even offered a blue tongue lizard that would give you a kiss on the nose (however there is no guarantee that he will call you back for a second date). Maurs and I had a go at snake handling – it was a cool experience. Margaret deferred this opportunity to get close, but she is one step closer to it – at least she didn’t bolt out the room with loose reptiles around. She did go close though when the handler opened up the glass cage of a deadly mulga snake to remove some snake poo. He turned his back on the snake to explain to us the fascinating aspects of their excreta when the snake suddenly came alive and started moving about. Marg was like she was at a Punch and Judy Show, yelling out “The snake! The snake! It’s moving!” while Mr Punch (the handler) ignored her completely. This theatre played out until Mr Punch finally closed the glass window with the snake rearing up the side of his cage defiantly (the ham).
Gus and the python (she gave me a serious squeeze around the neck when the handler wasn't watching)
"Mr Punch! Mr Punch! The snaaaake!!"

We took some time to explore the West Macdonnell Ranges. This was about a 300 km round trip and included wonderful little places like Simpson’s Gap, Standley Chasm and Glen Helen Canyon but the pick for us was Ormiston Gorge. All had enough water in them to be interesting but Ormiston was very picturesque and serene. We just sat down and watched it, well, do nothing really. There was a camping ground there too that looked good with sufficient shade to beat the other options available. Temperatures are typically 32C right now so it’s warm enough and the skies are blue. Very comfortable really.
                                         Glen Helen Gorge - Maurs at mid-field, exploring
                      Ormiston Gorge - there's something about seeing water in a dry land
Back when we were in Uluru, at breakfast of home-made crunchy Granola, one piece of Granola proved too crunchy for one of Maur’s molars. Consequently she spat out a piece of tooth (in a most dainty way of course). She made a dental appointment when we got to Alice to get it fixed. After she came out of the surgery I thought that I heard the receptionist stumble over his words to the effect “And that will be Seven...Eighty Two Dollars Mrs Foley”. I thought what the heck $72 or $82. Silly moi, it was $782! They can get Oxygen out to the reception area real fast these days. It’s one of the main hazards in dentistry. And actually the pain hasn’t settled down yet (for her jaw or my wallet!)

Another highlight of Alice was an evening at Alice’s (Vietnamese) Restaurant. It’s some miles out of town, on their market garden property, it's small and you need to book ahead but the dishes were sensational – full of their home-grown herbs and vegetables. Tom and Marg, who hadn’t had a lot to do with Vietnamese cuisine up til then were very impressed with it all. It’s fun to find a little gem like that in the middle of nowhere.

Miss Olive Pink’s Botanical Garden is like no other botanical garden that I have visited. Usually they are green and shady with exotic plants in abundance. Miss Pink’s dream was to highlight the flora of the local area so what you get as you walk around in the dry bush is the dry bush...with labels. No frills here, but they serve a good lunch. Five days in Alice – I hope we did it justice.

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